Cannibalism: A Modest Proposal
$36
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Heavyweight, garment dyed, boxier. Size down for a closer fit.
Trimmer through the body and shoulder. True to size.
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$36
Fit
Heavyweight, garment dyed, boxier. Size down for a closer fit.
Trimmer through the body and shoulder. True to size.
Size Size guide
An emaciated figure stands in three-quarter profile with one yellow eye glowing, his torso marked out in dashed butcher's lines, framed by gold laurel branches with a crossed knife and fork above him and the words Serving Suggestions Since 1729 below.
The problem is well documented. Too many people, not enough food, and a great deal of expensive hand-wringing from parties who have never once put forward anything workable. A solution was published in 1729, received poorly, and has not been meaningfully improved upon since. The lines are printed on the subject for the convenience of the carver.
Objections are welcome and will be considered at the next meeting.
