The Ancient Spirits of the Dial-Up Era

$36

Four small rounded figures with enormous eyes stand together in the middle of a rain-slick city street at night, lit by a single streetlamp, the whole scene rendered in heavy halftone.

Fit

Size Not sure? Find your size

find your size

what do you usually wear in a unisex tee?

that's a women's size

how do you like it?

relaxed regular size

drawn to scale from printify's charts. laid flat, one on top of the other. same width. different length.

the full size guide: charts, how to measure, the lot.

Commitment issues start here.

The router has been unplugged and plugged back in. The prescribed thirty seconds were observed in full. An offering of held breath was made and the lights came back on in the wrong order, which means nothing, or means everything, depending on who you ask. Older powers were consulted. They remember a sound and they will not describe it.

Turn it off and turn it on again. That is the whole rite.

Fit and size

Relaxed: Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit. Sizes S to 4XL.
Regular: AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size. Sizes S to 3XL. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.

Same width in both fits. Relaxed runs about 1½ inches shorter. The size guide has the charts.

Care

Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print. Much like your personality, the graphic will fade if exposed to too much warmth and affection.

Shipping

Made to order. Nothing is held in stock, so it takes a few days before anything ships. Free shipping over $70. $5.95 under that. Tracking when it ships. The whole shipping policy. Wrong size? There's a $15 swap.

Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally. Black shirt, always.