Dead Grandpa
$36
A little boy in a striped shirt peers over the edge of an open casket and pinches his nose, while Grandpa lies inside in his good suit on tufted velvet, eyes wide open.
Fit
6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit.
5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size.
find your size
what do you usually wear in a unisex tee?
how do you like it?
lay your favorite tee flat. measure two things.
drawn to scale from printify's charts. laid flat, one on top of the other. same width. different length.
the full size guide: charts, how to measure, the lot.
Commitment issues start here.
In this issue: the viewing runs long, the air conditioning quits, and nobody can explain why Grandpa's eyes are open now. Plus: Mother insists it's just the lilies.
Next issue: the reading of the will.
Fit and size
- Relaxed
- Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit. Sizes S to 4XL.
- Regular
- AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size. Sizes S to 3XL. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.
Same width in both fits. Relaxed runs about 1½ inches shorter. The size guide has the charts.
Care
Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print. Much like your personality, the graphic will fade if exposed to too much warmth and affection.
Shipping
Made to order. Nothing is held in stock, so it takes a few days before anything ships. Free shipping over $70. $5.95 under that. Tracking when it ships. The whole shipping policy. Wrong size? There's a $15 swap.
Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally. Black shirt, always.
