The Cage is Unlocked, But…

$36

A bare room with padded walls, the heavy door standing wide open and light flooding across the floor, a figure folded into the far corner with their face in their hands, the whole thing framed inside a camera overlay with the timecode still running.

Fit

Size Not sure? Find your size

find your size

what do you usually wear in a unisex tee?

that's a women's size

how do you like it?

relaxed regular size

drawn to scale from printify's charts. laid flat, one on top of the other. same width. different length.

the full size guide: charts, how to measure, the lot.

Commitment issues start here.

The door is open. It has been open for some time now, this was confirmed at the last inspection, and there is no legal or physical barrier preventing anybody from walking through it at any point they choose. Outside there is a first month, a last month, and a deposit. There is also a credit check.

Nobody is being held. Everybody is staying.

Fit and size

Relaxed: Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit. Sizes S to 4XL.
Regular: AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size. Sizes S to 3XL. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.

Same width in both fits. Relaxed runs about 1½ inches shorter. The size guide has the charts.

Care

Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print. Much like your personality, the graphic will fade if exposed to too much warmth and affection.

Shipping

Made to order. Nothing is held in stock, so it takes a few days before anything ships. Free shipping over $70. $5.95 under that. Tracking when it ships. The whole shipping policy. Wrong size? There's a $15 swap.

Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally. Black shirt, always.