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Death Is Normal

Bring Out Your Dead!

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Fit

Relaxed is boxy and heavy, size down if between. Regular is lighter and longer, size up if between.

Size

Size guide

Commitment issues start here.

  • Made to order in 1 to 3 business days, then 2 to 7 in the mail. Plan on 3 to 10. US only.
  • 14 days to tell us something went wrong. Wrong size on a tee? $15 remake, keep the first one.

Collection runs daily. Please have your dead at the curb before the cart passes, as the cart does not double back and the route is not negotiable. Bodies left inside the residence will be logged as a second visit and billed at the second-visit rate.

Thank you for your cooperation during this difficult period.

Two plague doctors in beaked leather masks and hooded robes push a wooden handcart down a rubble-strewn street, the cart loaded with the day's collection and a single lantern swinging from the frame.

The shirtRelaxed 6.1 oz, garment dyed. Regular 5.3 oz, combed cotton.
Relaxed
Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% cotton, garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Sizes S to 4XL, 18¼ to 29¾ in across, 26⅝ to 33½ in long.
Regular
AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz (180 gsm) mid-weight, 100% combed cotton, 28-singles yarn. Regular fit. Preshrunk, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems. A flat, true black. Sizes S to 3XL, 18½ to 26¾ in across, 28 to 33½ in long. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.

Chest widths match to within 1 in at every size. Relaxed is 1 to 1⅝ in shorter. The full size guide draws them side by side.

CareCold, inside out, hang dry.

Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print. Much like your personality, the graphic will fade if exposed to too much warmth and affection.

ShippingMade to order. Plan on 3 to 10 business days. Free over $60.

Made to order: 1 to 3 business days to make it, then 2 to 7 in the mail. Nothing is held in stock. Free shipping over $60. $5.95 under that. Tracking when it ships. US only. The whole shipping policy. Wrong size? There's a $15 swap.

PrintDirect to garment, up to 15 x 17 inches.

Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally. Black shirt, always.

Size guide

Let's get this right the first time.

Returning a shirt requires going to the post office and speaking to a stranger.

1 of 3Start with a t-shirt you already own that doesn't upset you. What does the tag say?
Which rack is it from Pick one. Arrow keys move, Enter confirms.
The size on the tag Pick one. Arrow keys move, Enter confirms.

If we're wrong, a size swap is $15 and you keep the first shirt for sleeping or painting a ceiling.

The two fits

Relaxed
Boxy and heavy. Same chest as Regular, about 1½ in shorter. Between sizes, size down.
Regular
Lighter and longer. A classic tee shape, true to size. Between sizes, size up.

Measurements

Both fits. Pick a fit on the page and this shows just that one.

Relaxed, measured flat
SizeChest, acrossLength
S18¼ in26⅝ in
M20¼ in28 in
L22 in29⅜ in
XL24 in30¾ in
2XL26 in31⅝ in
3XL27¾ in32½ in
4XL29¾ in33½ in
Regular, measured flat
SizeChest, acrossLength
S18½ in28 in
M20½ in29½ in
L22¼ in31 in
XL24 in32¼ in
2XL25¼ in33 in
3XL26¾ in33½ in

Chest widths match to within 1 in at every size. Relaxed is 1 to 1⅝ in shorter. Regular stops at 3XL.

How to measure

A B
  1. A, across. Lay a tee you like flat. Measure straight across, armpit to armpit. This is the number that matters most.
  2. B, long. From the highest point of the shoulder, where it meets the collar, straight down to the hem.
  3. Put both numbers into the finder above.

The full size guide: both fits drawn to scale, and the tolerances.

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