Dark humor t-shirts

That is what you typed, so that is what this page is called. Nobody here uses the phrase. We make shirts with a calm line on top of a picture that is not calm, and the gap between the two is where the joke lives. A demon holding a kitten under the words therapy works. A 1950s appliance ad for a lobotomy. The Last Supper, reviewed by the one guest who had notes. The line is what the wearer says. The picture is what is true.

Every design here prints on black cotton, one shirt at a time, after you order it. Two fits: Relaxed runs boxy and heavy, Regular runs true to size and a little lighter. Pick the fit on the shirt, or let the finder pick for you.

Twenty-five designs made it onto this page. The rest of the catalogue goes further, and it is one link away. Fair warning was given on the homepage. This is the part where it turns out to be true.