Introvert t-shirts

Ew, people, says the eye at the peephole, which has been there since the doorbell rang and has no plan to answer. Do not perceive me, says the figure under the glow, perceived. Feral but punctual: the raccoon made it to the shift, which is more than you can say for the people who make eye contact.

These are shirts for the person who left the party by telling nobody. They say the thing out loud so you do not have to, which is the only kind of help you wanted. The cat on the other shirt knows exactly what you did and has decided to sit on it.

Printed to order on black cotton, so nobody has handled it before you. Two fits. The boxy one is good for disappearing into. If you are buying this for a friend who does not text back, they will text back about this. Once.