Funny mental health shirts

The jokes on this page are told from the inside. Therapy works, says the demon holding the kitten, eleven sessions in. No brain, no problems, says the jellyfish, who is doing fine. I miss whoever I was, says the mummy with its own heart in a jar, which is at least honest about the filing system.

None of these shirts tell you it gets better. None of them tell you it gets worse. They say the thing you say at the kitchen table at 1 a.m. in a completely normal voice, and then they go back to being a shirt. That is the whole trick. Calm words, a picture that has clearly been through something.

Made to order on black cotton, two fits, printed after you buy it. If you are shopping for someone specific, you already know which one. If you are shopping for yourself, same answer.