Funny work shirts

And you tipped zero, says the delivery driver who climbed four flights for you. The original essential worker is a plague doctor, and he did not get hazard pay either. Thanks, says the coworker, holding the knife. The cage is unlocked and nobody is leaving, because rent.

Vlad the Impaler's guide to assertive management is on a shirt now. Chapter five covers unmet expectations and it is short. Hope this helps is the subject line of every email you ever received from the person who did not help.

These are the shirts for the break room, the group chat, and the one friend who still says we're like a family here. Wear it on casual Friday and watch who laughs. Those are the people who have also read the handbook.

Black cotton, printed after you order, two fits. Work is not a moral virtue. It is where you wear the shirt.