Sarcastic t-shirts

Thoughts and prayers, now in a logo, our least effective form of support. Hope this helps, from a plague doctor with a balloon. Thanks, from the coworker you did not see coming. Your ad here, on a tombstone, because every surface is for sale eventually, including that one.

Every line on this page is something people actually say, printed over the picture of what they meant. Nobody on these shirts is being sarcastic. They are being completely sincere, which is worse, and which is why the line lands in two seconds from across a room.

No brain, no problems is in here as well. The jellyfish means it. It has never had a problem. It has never had anything.

Printed to order on black cotton, two fits, and the ink is pressed into the fibre so the sarcasm holds up in the wash. Wash it inside out. It will soften. You might not.