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Occult t-shirts
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Baphomet is on his day off. Judas has left a one-star review. Thoughts and prayers are available as a product, with a logo, and the packaging notes they are our least effective form of support. The hooded figures in the forest have been there a while and are not accepting new members.
Every god on this page is treated with exactly the respect it earned. That is not an attack on anybody's faith. It is an audit. Belief is human and certainty is merchandise. We sell merchandise. We are at least honest about it.
The angel and the devil on your shoulders have one question for each other, and it is whether the other one is a cop. Wear it to a family dinner and see who laughs first. That person is your person now.
Black cotton, printed after you order, two fits. The pentagram is not included because there is not one.
- Made after you order. 1 to 3 business days to print, 2 to 7 in the mail. Plan on 3 to 10.
- Two fits. Relaxed runs boxy and heavy, Regular runs true to size. Side by side, with the charts.
- Shipping. Free in the US over $70. $5.95 under that. US only.
- Wrong size? $15 remake, keep the first one. 14 days to tell us anything went wrong.
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