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Everyone in here is fine. They've all said so, several times, unprompted.Death Is Normal
You knew this was coming. You still made other plans.Work & Other Obligations
It's not a calling and it's not a family. It's a schedule.Medical Advice & Other Mistakes
Every one of these was standard care, recommended by a professional. For years.Someone Is Watching
You've already changed how you're sitting. Nobody had to ask.Gods, Demons & Cults
Belief is human. It's the certainty that has the body count.Aliens, Science & Bad Technology
We built it, we didn't understand it, and we plugged it in anyway.People Who Love You
They mean well. That's never once been the part that mattered.Two fits
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Survival went from about 40 percent to over 70 across roughly five thousand years of practice. They were getting better at it. That is the unsettling part.
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No Brain. No Problems. from $30
The jellyfish has no brain and no problems. There is a lesson in there and it is not a good one.
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