Funny animal shirts

A raccoon on the night shift, feral but punctual. A jellyfish with no brain and no problems, which is a lifestyle, not a diagnosis. A cockroach, unbothered, moisturized, in its lane, focused, flourishing, and scheduled to outlive the building. A tardigrade, under the microscope, eating something that was alive a second ago. A demon holding a kitten. A mother bird feeding her chicks what she decided they needed.

None of these animals are cute on purpose. They are doing what they do, in front of a camera, with a caption they did not approve. That is the joke on every one of these, and it is why people stop you at the grocery store to read your chest.

Black cotton, two fits, printed after you order so nothing is sitting in a warehouse. The cat shirt is in here too. The cat knows. The cat has always known, and it is not telling you.