

Fit
Relaxed is boxy and heavy, size down if between. Regular is lighter and longer, size up if between.
Boxy and heavy. Same chest as Regular, about 1½ in shorter. Between sizes, size down.
Lighter and longer. A classic tee shape, true to size. Between sizes, size up.
Size
Size guideYour size: .
Commitment issues start here.
- Made to order in 1 to 3 business days, then 2 to 7 in the mail. Plan on 3 to 10. US only.
- 14 days to tell us something went wrong. Wrong size on a tee? $15 remake, keep the first one.
She has brought them what she found. It is not what the books recommend, and the books were not written by anything that has had to feed three of these through a bad year on what a parking lot provides.
They open their mouths. They always open their mouths, all the way, every time, without once asking what is in the beak. She has never had to explain herself and she does not intend to start.
A dark songbird stands on the rim of a nest of dry straw with a razor blade held flat in its beak, three chicks below it with their yellow mouths open as wide as they go.
The shirtRelaxed 6.1 oz, garment dyed. Regular 5.3 oz, combed cotton.
- Relaxed
- Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% cotton, garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Sizes S to 4XL, 18¼ to 29¾ in across, 26⅝ to 33½ in long.
- Regular
- AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz (180 gsm) mid-weight, 100% combed cotton, 28-singles yarn. Regular fit. Preshrunk, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems. A flat, true black. Sizes S to 3XL, 18½ to 26¾ in across, 28 to 33½ in long. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.
Chest widths match to within 1 in at every size. Relaxed is 1 to 1⅝ in shorter. The full size guide draws them side by side.
CareCold, inside out, hang dry.
Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print. Much like your personality, the graphic will fade if exposed to too much warmth and affection.
ShippingMade to order. Plan on 3 to 10 business days. Free over $60.
Made to order: 1 to 3 business days to make it, then 2 to 7 in the mail. Nothing is held in stock. Free shipping over $60. $5.95 under that. Tracking when it ships. US only. The whole shipping policy. Wrong size? There's a $15 swap.
PrintDirect to garment, up to 15 x 17 inches.
Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally. Black shirt, always.