

Fit
Relaxed is boxy and heavy, size down if between. Regular is lighter and longer, size up if between.
Boxy and heavy. Same chest as Regular, about 1½ in shorter. Between sizes, size down.
Lighter and longer. A classic tee shape, true to size. Between sizes, size up.
Size
Size guideCommitment issues start here.
- Made to order in 1 to 3 business days, then 2 to 7 in the mail. Plan on 3 to 10. US only.
- 14 days to tell us something went wrong. Wrong size on a tee? $15 remake, keep the first one.
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A figure sits with both hands raised behind the head, held in leather straps and buckled hardware, staring straight ahead while green and magenta glitch tears across the frame.
The shirtRelaxed 6.1 oz, garment dyed. Regular 5.3 oz, combed cotton.
- Relaxed
- Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% cotton, garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Sizes S to 4XL, 18¼ to 29¾ in across, 26⅝ to 33½ in long.
- Regular
- AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz (180 gsm) mid-weight, 100% combed cotton, 28-singles yarn. Regular fit. Preshrunk, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems. A flat, true black. Sizes S to 3XL, 18½ to 26¾ in across, 28 to 33½ in long. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.
Chest widths match to within 1 in at every size. Relaxed is 1 to 1⅝ in shorter. The full size guide draws them side by side.
CareCold, inside out, hang dry.
Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print. Much like your personality, the graphic will fade if exposed to too much warmth and affection.
ShippingMade to order. Plan on 3 to 10 business days. Free over $60.
Made to order: 1 to 3 business days to make it, then 2 to 7 in the mail. Nothing is held in stock. Free shipping over $60. $5.95 under that. Tracking when it ships. US only. The whole shipping policy. Wrong size? There's a $15 swap.
PrintDirect to garment, up to 15 x 17 inches.
Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally. Black shirt, always.